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Dragonflies and Toast

A resent study shows that 22.3 percent of the worlds people survive on a staple diet of insects. Of that 22.3 percent, the .3 percent of people with enough money to own a toaster, claimed that dragonflies on toast tasted the best. They said that the crunchy outside is like eating a chip and the soft center tasted like a melted marshmellow, so the next time you see a dragonfly grab your toaster and prepare for a tasty meal.