User:Madsy12

Hey y'all, this is your ol' country gal Madsy! Now, back at the farm, them chickens would squack and quack and do just about anythang a chicken does around there! Well, them chicks were a'quackin 'cause I didn't feed 'em that night! And do y'all know why I didn't feed 'em? Well, golly gee! It was 'cause I was sittin' on my glutious maximus usin' the good ol' Wikipedia! Now, ain't that something! Now folks, I update this page quite a few times every harvest, so check up on your 'lil cutie patootie daily! Now remember, I sure do like them- how do the city folk say it- "hotties," so if one of y'all is a'reading this page, you give me a ring-a-ding-ding! Well, that just 'bout wraps it up- an I gotta be goin to feed those chicklin's!                  -Golden-as-a-pool-a-butter, Madsy-wadsy!

P.S. (sings) Oh Boy-oys! I'm a'sitting by the phone-a-done-done!