User:Madwill

Also known as Tyler. He often fights bears, sharks, and sometimes baboons. He wears parrot hats, capes, and a green sports coat thats four sizes too small to football games.

The people at wikipedia don't like him much. They send him emails calling him a vandal. He just thinks he is being funny. He also thinks those wikipedia-email senders are just rude people with nothing better to do than bother awesome people.

He was a mean child. He often told people they were fat. Apparently young Tyler just called a spade a spade. Seriously, this one time, he called some guy fat for twenty minutes at Seaworld.

He is tall. Some people would consider him oddly tall. But, don't ask him about it, or he will step on you. Just ask Minnie-me from Austin Powers. Haven't seen him in much recently, have you? Thats because he got stomped for height-question related annoyances.

He swims and plays water polo. They're no funny story for that. It's just funny someone of his size would swim. But, of course, whales swim well too.

He is clumsy. Probably because of his size. Seriously, one time he fell and cracked his skull on a pool, or another time, he broke his collar bone after he tripped playing football. He is known to walk into walls.

He has a family. By that I mean, 3 kids...that he knows of. He also has a mom, dad, and sister. When talking about them, he changes their voices. So, everyone thinks his mom is a chain-smoker, his dad is gay, and his sister used to be a man.