User:Maethon

WARNING: This user constantly and consistently uses PG-13 content.

Hey there. Looks like this is going to be my permanent userpage... I wish I could remember my password for Armond, which I'm pretty sure I created at some point, but I can't, and I never put in an email address. Ah well.

I may be a descendant of Carl Seyfert. The only proof of this that I have is that my last name is Seyfert. There are ways I have to check this (my father's father is very big on family ancestry), and I will likely do so soon.

I am most definitely a descendant of Pearle B. Wait, the inventor of Jell-O. As a matter of fact, my grandmother on my father's side still has the table on which the original plans for Jell-O were drawn up. I've got my eyes on it, though - and I really really really hope it didn't get damaged in the recent move she and her husband made.

I am now the only person who edits wikipedia from my school's IP address. Let me make it very clear that I do not intend to follow in the footsteps of the dumbasses at my school, nor do I intend to have the ban on that IP lifted and give them the opportunity to come back and vandalize from the school's IP.

Ta ta for now.