User:Magical unicorn mayonaise

Taken from the Robot Chicken Episode Suck It and the skit Nerds and Unicorns I just spelled mayonaise wrong

Suck It is the first episode of the second season of Robot Chicken

Nerds and Unicorns

A college nerd, who wishes unicorns were real, gets his wish! The unicorn shows up for 'fun adventures'! In the "Magic land of Unicorns", he tells the nerd, there's no need for clothing, so the nerd disrobes - slowly. The nerd then takes to polishing the unicorn's "magic horn". The scene shifts to a lunchroom, where the nerd tells his co-workers, "If you polish a unicorn horn long enough, it gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise. That's what I used to make these sandwiches" - to the horror of the co-workers.