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Adventure in Corfu

The arrival


Anna and John just arrived by plane and went straight to their motel. They opened the door and surprisingly they found that their place was dirty. That made them feel like home. After they cleaned up the place for one hour, they decided to go to the church. However, it seems they got lost in Vegas...

Wine and Jesus
They did not find the church, but found a bar and ordered a bottle of white wine. After the fourth bottle of wine Anna and John searched a BBQ and sacrificed a pig for dinner. Yummy! They ate with their fingers and flushed it down with greek beer. Suddenly, they stand in the church and had an enlightening conversation with the son of God. And HE said: "Lets go invent tomorrow. Instead of worrying about what happened yesterday. Order more wine." Amen. Afterwards they flew with their new Buddy to the wine cellar in a monastery.