User:Mahagaja/Limericks

There once was a linguist named Trask Who studied the syntax of Basque. &emsp;&emsp;&emsp;He needed a purgative &emsp;&emsp;&emsp;To deal with the ergative And said, "Next time, I think I won't ask!"

There was a young man from Cần Thơ Who put very hot ớt in his phở. &emsp;&emsp;&emsp;When they said, "Don't you find &emsp;&emsp;&emsp;That it burns you behind?" He chuckled and answered, "Well, duh!"