User:Maia Stryder

Hi, My name is Maia(also known as Pann~la). I'm an average 17 year old high school student at madison wisconsin's west high. I'm straight forward about my opinions and I have people who hate me for it. I know I sometimes act like a jerk and I know you'll probably hate me for that too but I don't really care. If you think I'm a jerk, thats youre problem. I'm very loud, sarcastic, and annoying but after you get to know me I'm not that bad to hang with(as long as you stay on my good side). Unlike most superficiall idiots out there, I will do anything for my true friends.I love hanging with my friends, without them I would die of bordom. I might act selfish sometimes but I'm, usually, just messing with you. Also, I support Gay/Les/Trans/Bi and straight people too. So, I'm pretty much a very open minded person.

-Pann~la

[note: Maia is not me real name its just an alias]

A story written by me, called- Pancakes are Awesome: Once upon a time there was a super deliciouse pancake, the most delicious pancake known to the man! But then this dog came along and ate it and so the city it lived in got angry and burned the dog while hanging it by its left toe on a tree but the dog came back to life and started to eat all the little kids who ate waffles in remembrance of its lost, jaded pancake lover, see because the lover pancake was the only pancake that had been created at that time, which is why it was the most delious... (but probably tasted like shit.)Anyways, then the children inside the dog started to eat there way out of him slowly. it was quit painful for the zombie dog and the children inside him then became zombies sence they ate from his diseased flesh and when they came out they started eating the people who ate french toast. So, in conclusion: swiss, chocolate, cheese. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Swiss. After the whole city was divorwered, this flesh eating fairy came floating down to the city, (and it was the most grotesque thing your eyes could ever lay on!) and started ripping the bodies apart and eating the ogans inside. It became a feasts of feasts! it became THE feasts of ALL feasts! Fairy's and creatures from all over came to feed on the zombies because they tasted just like french toast, pancakes, and wuffles. Struggling to survive the zombies went to the magical death by chocolate tree and gave the all seeing syrup bats they're eyes (for payment for protection and shelter) but the syrup bats liked the taste of the zombies to much and ate them all. Meanwhile, the zombie dogs head,still alive, pulled itself by its teeth into a ditch to hide from the giant unisex cats and the transvestite birds (which were the size of T-Rex dinosars). Using the last of his strength he used his deadly rabies foam to soak the land, turning the soil prosperuse, making the rotten dead dirt turn fertile and corn began to grow. The diseased flesh eating grotesque creatures of the dead hate corn and therefor, ran away. The clouds over the city finally rolled away letting the sun shine down and the dog was turned back to normal... Because he was only a head he then died glade that he was the last to survive. Now-a-days field mice go there to pray every morning and have built there village around the place the dog head died. The humans ,though from that day forward, left the place and never returned and went far away. But they took the corn with them so the dark creatures had no were to run and so they flew to the moon.. Where they now live on the dark side were many rotting tree's and diseased fleshed elf's lived for the creatures to eat and are now dictated like Nazi's by the syrup bats and every so often of there own risk come back down to earth for revenge which is why we had the hollow cost ,they love burning flesh. Moral of this story is: eat eggs in the morning for breakfast the end An original story by Desrae Aeschlimann (shhh thats my real name, maia's just my online name ;p)