User:Maire McDonnell/sandbox

Máire (pronounced 'M(ə)y-ɛrr') McDonnell is a Youtube personality, entrepreneur, sportsperson and underground punk subculture leader.

Childhood
From the very beginning, the infant Máire showed signs of being gifted. She refused to learn to walk, shrewdly realising this would result in her being carried or wheeled places instead.

Public Appearances
Máire has made guest appearances on popular talk shows worldwide including Graham Norton, Letterman, The Late Late Toy Show, Ce Soir avec Arthur, Good Night with Maxim (Добрый вечер с Максимом), Sze U Tonight (今晚睇李) and Alan Carr: Chatty Man.

When asked by Horse & Hound magazine who would play her in a film bipoic of her life, Máire replied, "Me".

Love Life
Máire has been romantically linked to a number of high profile personalities, including an impressive 36 of Time Magazine: 100 Most Influential People 2014. Notable rumoured flames include Cristiano Ronaldo, Xí Jìnpíng (习近平), Joey Essex, Tony Abbott, Lenny Henry and Hulk Hogan. In 2006 Máire was photographed in a Soho tapas bar sharing churros with Bernard Madoff. In April 2015 Irish comedian David O'Doherty tweeted his love for her, in caps lock. Vladimir Putin once reportedly arrived at her NYC office with a 24-carat solid gold salad bowl valued at $25m, as an engagement gift. Máire refused Putin's offer and the bowl subsequently went missing (See Controversy below). The Sun and Hello Magazine are currently awaiting a High Court ruling, following a bitter five-year legal battle for exclusive publication rights to Máire's wedding.

Controversy
The greatest figures in history have always attracted the greatest level of controversy, and Máire is no different. Detractors have branded her everything from "reckless" and "misunderstood" to "troubled","sinister" and even "a threat to world order". Máire has been implicated in the Great Train Robbery, Art Heist, The Hindenburg Disaster, Titanic Iceberg Warnings, Assassination of JFK, and moon landing hoax. A grainy piece of video footage posted online by an anonymous user appeared to show Máire at her desk in the Wall Street Stock Exchange in late 2007 ignoring a serious of warnings of an impending financial meltdown.

Chimney sweep
In October 2012 British Gas employee Ron Weldon reported seeing children as young as six or seven working as chimney sweeps while checking the electricity meter at Máire's Surrey mansion. The 3 acre property, valued at £13m, has since been sold. Despite vocal calls from her critics, Máire's PR team has yet to release an official statement addressing these claims.

Popular Culture

 * Máire did her own voicework when playing a caricature of herself in an episode of iconic FOX cartoon The Simpsons.
 * Urban Dictionary lists the term to "Máire it up", defined as "To socialise in a charming but extreme manner".