User:Major Despard

Music

Books

TV and Movies

Games

This is the User page of the little known and rather mysterious Major Despard. While it is highly improbable that you will ever know Major Despard's real name, some very clever people may be able to slowly decipher it. This user, along with Queen Nutmeg, wishes for more information about The Opfern Chronicles to be known.

Likes

 * Dogs - especially my little Buddy.
 * Authors/Books - J.R.R. Tolkien, Garth Nix, Agatha Christie, C.S. Lewis, Morton, Moyse and Smith and many, many, many more...
 * Games - Cluedo, Monopoly, Pictionary
 * TV - Survivor, Lost, Heroes, Cold Case, Thank God You're Here, Spicks and Specks
 * Weasels - unless they look more like slugs with legs and a large nose tumor.

Dislikes

 * Heretic Texts - See: The Da Vinci Code (or anything else by Dan Brown for that matter)
 * Big Brother - A perverted, and very twisted way to waste an evening - or late night.

To Do
Specific
 * Shasta (Narnia) - Adopted page, as part of WikiProject:Narnia.
 * How to Host a Murder - Finish 'episode' details and ensure all-round perfection.

General
 * Expand on the current lack of information for The Keys to the Kingdom.
 * And The Old Kingdom Trilogy.
 * And the vast number of Agatha Christie books.

Pages Started/Heavily Edited and Updated

 * Mister Monday
 * The Interceptor
 * Masquerade (song)
 * The Gospel Project
 * Userboxes