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Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit down BJ,

I'll tell you how I became the Mama Luigi.

In west Brookyln born and raised

Working on pipes was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all stompin some Koopas outside of the school

When a couple of Goombas

Who were up to no good

Startin making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and the princess got scared

She said 'We're taking a vacation to Dino World.'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my apron on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad

Eating pasta out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Dino World Living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, lasagna all that

Is Dinosaur World the type of place they'd send that cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Dino World.

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a koopa who looked like a football player standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get tackled

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a warp zone and when it came near

The Yoshi said "Mama" and it had ice in the rear.

If anything I can say this dino is bored,

But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Dinosaur World'

I pulled up to the Disco Palace about 7 or 8

And I yelled to King Koopa 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Dino World.