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  John Boarden   

Born Johnathen "J-Boob" Boarden. Nothing else is known about his background.

Early Life
Johnathen's early years were scarred by a horrible case of flat-footedness. His feet were so flat that he had to be removed from his family for their own protection. Even as an infant, the friction of his flat feet scraping the ground threatened to ignite his home. In order to prevent this, he was institutionalized and required to wear friction-resistant socks. This experience poisoned Johnathen against the human race. Johnathen's flat feet have not been cured, but are no longer considered a fire hazard.

Career
Despite his flat-footedness, Johnathen has cultivated a career as a successful foot model, capitalizing on the unique appearance of his fallen arches. Using funds from his foot modelling, Johnathen constructed his first sex dungeon, remodeling an abandoned warehouse in Anaheim, California. From those humble beginnings, Johnathen set about constructing his empire using sex dungeons as tools of conquest. In 2014, Johnathen began attending Northwestern University in an attempt to use a prestigious university to further his goals of conquest. Johnathen aligned himself with an alien cyborg from an unknown planet, but colloquially known as Tricia II, and began creating underground cells of a radical religious group the Church of J-Bo, with the goal of radicalizing Northwestern's population to use as foot soldiers.

J-Bo Facts
Johnathen possesses a sizable internal library of "J-Bo Facts". These random and inaccurate tidbits of knowledge have not moved his career or life forward in any significant way.

Personal Life
Johnathen's hobbies include theft and subversion.