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Trystan Luquet Trystan Luquet also known as Lord Trystan or God of Coolness, is a paradoxical existence that cannot be explained by scientists. He is known for saving the world on multiple occasions, as well as preforming feats though impossible such as lifting something 500 times his weight, and landing the bread butter side up.

Early Life The origins of Lord Trystan are widely disputed by historians. however there are two separate theory's that divide the community. One theory is that Lord Trystan was born and raised by wolves over 250 million years ago during the stone age in the Black Forests of Mount Schuler. This is believed due to that mountain being split in half, a feat that can only be accomplished by Lord Trystan. The other theory is that Lord Trystan was summoned by Pharaohs during the Egyptian old kingdom. However upon being summoned Lord Trystan was very thirsty, so he used his immense power to build some pyramids and then promptly left to look for some damn water. He himself has claimed he was "Just born in Florida bro" but hes probably lying.

Military and Political Experience Lord Trystan has been known to rule over multiple empires such as the Persian and British Empires, He has gone by alias such as King Arthur and Alexander the Great. After owning almost all of the world he decided to disband his massive empires due to seeing the suffering he has caused. During this period Lord Trystan accomplished many amazing feats. Despite how the story is told, the Trojan Horse was not used to sneak in to troy. It was an actual horse ridden by Lord trystan which rammed the gates open allowing the Greeks to storm the city. When Lord Trystan took over Egypt, he built a great library but actually he accidentally burned it down when his laser eyes went off on accident.

Civilian Lifestyle There was a time after his great rule that Lord Trystan wished to settle down. However that all changed when the fire nation invaded. his pet cat smurf was killed by his arch nemesis Rex Danger Vest, Forcing him to come out of retirement. Trystan and his lifelong friend John Wick teamed up to track down and defeat Rex in a showdown that almost destroyed the pacific ocean. Together they overcame Rex. Unfortunately, His friend John suffered critical injuries and passed away. After burying his friend Lord Trystan swore to never again retire and that he will always be ready to protect the world.

Amazing feat of amazingness In his long life, Lord Trystan has accomplished many incredible things. However most agree that his finest moment was during back in 1890. During this time the Alien Weabos invaded planet Earth, A very dangerous foe, Alien Weabos had both the power of God and Anime on their side which made them particularly toxic. Even with his full power, he could hardly hold back the overwhelming hordes of weabos. Luckily he got support from Earths finest heroes such as Sandy the Squirrel and Scrappy Doo. Together they managed to repel the hordes back to space. But unfortunately the damage was done. The weeb disease had spread to humanity.

Other feats Lord Trystan has accomplished many more feats after his main feat. After his major battle he had to rest. During his long rest WW2 had started. When he woke up he ran over to Berlin and Arm Wrestled Hitler to death, Instantly ending the war. Afterwards Lord Trystan went on a journey, he found TuPac and Biggy in Argentina, he also Ran over Ebola with his motorcycle. Feeling bored, he pulled the entire nation of Australia out of the ocean. He discovered America, and decided to settle down in Arizona. However his body is sooooooo hot that it evaporated all the water in the state, making it a desert. He remains there today sipping on yoohoo(Which he invented)

Hobbies Lord Trystan was particularly fond of duels. His most famous duel was of coarse his legendary fight with Lord Shaggy. After hours of fighting, Lord Trystan was forced to use 50% of his power to hold off Shaggys full might. However they called it as a draw after 3 hours due to almost destroying the world. Trystan also enjoys playing pool, however he has to have at least more than 1000 balls on the table otherwise he would win in one shot. Trystan also has a huge collection of cats (Forgot to mention he invented cats) however after learning that his sweetheart is allergic to cats, he has thrown every cat in exsistance into space.