User:MangoBird

This site is dedicated to the new breed of birds. The Mango Birds.

Mango Birds are a new breed of birds. Only discovered 2 weeks ago, they are known for having special powers. Laser eyes and thundersound. They were named after mangoes because of they're diet. They are the only creatures known to man that can only eat one kind of food: mangoes.

If you are interested in seeing one fallow the fallowing procedures:
1. Go to North Korea

2. Go to the presidents palace and ask for "passport to KLOKKOO" (no matter what country you will need a visa information: visa waiver program)

3. Fly to Timbuktu and blow the long lost Érpro Aztec whistle.

This information is from a book which was written 45,000 years ago called The Trip travaller´s guide to the Galaxy so it is not guarranteed that you will acctully see one.

 Before you book please mind the fallowing:

NEVER USE MY FIRST DEMON SLAYING KIT There is 1 in a 1,000,000,000,000,000 trillion chance that you will see one

For more information try: WorldAir Airlines