User:Manuela Listkiewska/Soviet anthem parody/Kazakh SSR

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Kazakh SSR greatest republic in the Soviet Union. All other republics are run by idiot comrades. Kazakh SSR number one exporter of potassium. Other republics have inferior potassium.

Kazakh SSR home of Stalin swimming pool. It’s length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 100 percent of soviet solid waste.

Kazakh SSR, Kazakh SSR you very nice place. From Plains of Leninshek to Northern fence of Stalintown. Kazakh SSR friend of all except Uzbek SSR. They very nosey comrades with bone in their brain.

Kazakh SSR industry best in Soviet Union. We invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakh SSR's prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course for Turkmen SSR’s.

Kazakh SSR, Kazakh SSR you very nice place. From Plains of Leninshek to Northern fence of Stalintown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our dictator. From junction with the testes to tip of its face!