User:Mappekastenfisch

This is a page dedicated to the ginger twins. Tom Ryan and Chris Ryan. The reason for this is that I have no idea what to give them for the birthday. So here it goes (PS:cant spell so you don't need to inform me if I misspelled something. Thomas he will not tell me his middle name Ryan was born 1991 on May 21st somewhere in the USA. Most know him as Tom and I call him ginger. He is a whiz kid for puzzles, Zelda, and math. He is not an identical twin but a fraternal twin. He has a girlfriend named Melissa a dog named lucky and an older brother named Mathew. As for Christopher he told me his middle name Patrick Ryan he was born on above stated date however a minute or so before Thomas. Most know slightly older twin as Chris. He is a phenomenal in his psychological knowledge and in statistics. Both these boys and nerds in their sense and adorable at the same time. They have grown dear to my heart. Things you did not know about them. Tom: Has cake vision and can spit bacon. He is when he sleeps 2 inches tall which is why he sleeps in a lock box at all times. Melissa is his keeper and has the key to say lock box. He also is able to fly as fast as he could walk (this is only good when no bridge is around). His brain power is superior to anyone on the planet when he is in a bathroom.

Chris: Has the death rainbow vision, which he can only stop with his magical classes that he wears. Every day at 5:37 and 34 seconds he has the strength to throw earth out of orbit. He has the oh so useful ability of being able to read minds of chines men over the age of 75.

Happy Birthday boys.