User:Mapplejacks

What does the fox say?

The fox says there is no time to pair your socks.

The fox says green is not a creative color.

The fox says if she were really interested in you she would have called by now.

The fox says you will spend most of your life in front of a screen and/or in bed.

The fox says there is no money to be made in the exploitation of felines.

The fox says that while the Helvetica Scenario is a rare occurrence, he has seen the results firsthand.

The fox says that while the moon landing was real, what they found in the lander upon reentry was not meant to be seen by human eyes.

The fox says he works at a library in Phoenix, AZ that disappeared in 1973.

The fox says the warm descent into madness is like slipping into your cozy bed after a long night out.

The fox says oh god oH̷̨͔̼̼͕͓̲̤͍̙̆ͯ͟ ̴͚̤̱̫͔͈̝̝͙̓̂ͤ͑ͥ̓ͥ͝G̞̞̲͍̘̗͙͎̅̊̏̕Ö͙̥̥̗̦́̕D̶͙̹̖̪̪̯͈͒̂̾̎̑̾̀̚͞ ͒͑҉̯̰̤̟̥̣̕T̴̨̲̹̅͋̾̀H̷̡̛̹̖̩̼̭ͣ̆ͨͭ͑Ȅ͖̒̕̕͟ ̛̘̭͕͕ͯ̒͢Ṽ̗͉͌ͯ̑͛͐͋͛͢͞O̲̱̲͗͑ͯ̒̓̏ͫ̈́́͟Î̷̖̠̟̪͓̭̌C̝̯̝͍͙ͤ̆͗͢Ȩ̷̙̣̰̺͊ͬ͛̽͌ͫ̚͢Ŝ̸̡̮̮̃̔̐ͭͯ͠ ̘̗̙͈̻̖͈̬͛̂̃͘͞Aͤ̋̾͗̽͑҉̙̰̰̦̜̖̥̭͜G̠̯͚̫̼̝̝̙̖ͦ̒ͤͫ̕A̋̐͆҉͏̰͎̖I͈̾͡N̶̥̦̦͍̫͇ͥ́̐͋ͭͧͨ̒͟ͅ.̤̗̗̯̂ͬ̔̅ͫͥ ̸̩̲̺̹̞̻̠̠̽̅̄̇̐̀͂̚͜ ̙͓̦͚̣ͥ̂͐ͅ ̢̬͉̫̤̯͚̍̉͆͟I͒̿̑͋̏̓̾҉̨̰̱̣̀t̶͔̣̪̓͆͟͞ ͔̟͉̻͙̻̳̐ͫ͆̓̀ͅw̿ͧͦ͝͝͏̼̙͇̺͍̥͚a̴̝̪͂͊̾ͨ̏ͫͯ͢͟s̹͙̥̖̻̻̳͓͗̈ͬͫ̈́̐̿̆͟͝n͚̻ͯ̈́ͤͯͦͮ̍̀͢͞ͅ'͎͇̲̬̜ͣ͐̌̌ͩ̑t̷̠̝̪̳͈͚̤̗̍̒͘ ̸͎͈͗̋͗́ͣ͡ͅm̵͔̹̻͖̲̫̗̾̓̇̚y̴̨̮̥̳̜̪͍̥͎ͧ̾̇̋̅̄ ̣̪̩̬̤̟͊ͭ̏ͪ̀ͫ͘f̸͓̬͇̱̯͛ͫ̀͌̽ͨ͛̓͊̕͘ȁ́͐̒̕͏̞̱͎͈̣͍̳͖u͑͆̽͐̾̏̌̊͢҉̼̪̗͎̟͍̦̘͚͜l̷͔̟̪̲̘͉̙ͧ̿̀͗̍́ͥ́͞ͅt̴̡̞͕̩͐ͭ͗̉ͤ̾ͣ,̮̭͔̋ ̡̧̖̙͍̗͔̰̝͈̽ͤͥ͐͋͐͟ͅí̓̅ͪ͏͙̘̩͕ț̢̜̰̤̦̳̞̬̔̈͜ͅs̶̤̳̺̱̠͉̤̰̓́ ̵̦̜̗͉̱̉ͨ̒͐̌̉ͥṡ̲̺͙͌͒͛̽ͧ̋̉̕ȯ̠̪̖͈̣̯͔̥́n̆ͬͦ͊̊͌̃҉̷̘̹͉̰͔͕̭g̢̠͕ͯͪ͝ ̺̖̦̣͙͖̦̭͇̀ͧ̒ͫ̈̃ͧ͌͟w̶̿̈ͪ͐͋ͨ̌ͤͅă̶̡̟̰̦̫̬̬̈ͩ̔̈́̔s̱͚̆͜ ̴͖̳̈ͧ̓ͨ̋́s̷͈͕̭̰̯̗̠͖̻ͧ͗͘ô̮̈ͫͤͧ̍ ̴̻ͩ͂̍̀̆̑̍̉͠b̰̺̟̯̼̭̭̦͇͗ͦ̀͡e̩̘͔̗̞͆ͫ̐͛͑͝͡a̢̡̝̻̫͇͋͑̈́͑̿u̶̵͖̹̠̥͇ͭ̈́̎ͦͦͣ̾t͚̞͕̳͆̋̎ͯ̄i̶̟͇̺̜̯̜̜̟̓ͤ̀̏ͯf̸̺̳̺̰̳̒̽͊̎̂̉̾͡-̫͗ͣ̑̓

The fox says division by zero yields 326, as long as said zero has an entropy of no more than φ J/K.

The fox says they only watch from behind you.

The fox says everything is temporary, and that's okay.

The fox says nothing.

The fox says everything.