User:Marco Gomez Wellington/sandbox

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Here in the site you will find things you may never come across ever again like McDonald's with playpens that are used for nuclear missile testing facility when the restaurant is actually closed. Right across the street from that is actually a bullet store that sells anything from 9 mm to Nerf darts. Next to that is a Chik-Fila that has an underground basement. This basement houses D.N.A samples from the various straws that are thrown away in the restaurant and they are used to re-create humans then to recreate more humans. Those last humans are then turned into meat that will be used on the food on the menu. You thought it was chicken hahahah.

Overall this place is a great place to be. The creators Diego La Tosa and Lee Towell came up with this as a retreat for anyone who is stressed with fighting liberals and communists leftist in the real world. Another great thing is how all the servants here(yes we have servants that behind the scene that are technically slaves but the fact they wear bow-ties hides the fact that they get rations only 3 days out of the work week) are very skinny with tall albino heads that sits on their almost alien looking neck. If you are wondering the location just yell," I am ready to go to the headphone gods! Please take me!" and like mine craft a purple teleporter made of obsidian will apear and you will be introduced to the very best place on Earth.

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