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 Grant Holt (born 12 April 1981) is a tyre fitter from somewhere north of Royal Tunbridge Wells.

***Career***


 * Holt spent his 20's playing for a series of lower league clubs scoring but never shining.
 * On 24 July 2009, he got his big break- Holt transferred to Norwich City after Shrewsbury Town accepted an undisclosed bid.
 * In 2012, aged 31, football experts all agreed he had reached his playing peak with a respectable mid-table Premiership team. He spent a brief period as a Norwich hero and by close of season 2012 was set to become a club legend level with the likes of Huckerby, Anselin and Coney. But sadly this never came to pass as following ill-judged advice from his agent, Holt soon lost the respect of the "old fashioned player loyalty" lovers and some Norwich fans; placing himself in company with constant under-achiever Fernando Torres and child-like-moaner Carlos Tevez.
 * In 2012, aged 31, football experts all agreed he had reached his playing peak with a respectable mid-table Premiership team. He spent a brief period as a Norwich hero and by close of season 2012 was set to become a club legend level with the likes of Huckerby, Anselin and Coney. But sadly this never came to pass as following ill-judged advice from his agent, Holt soon lost the respect of the "old fashioned player loyalty" lovers and some Norwich fans; placing himself in company with constant under-achiever Fernando Torres and child-like-moaner Carlos Tevez.
 * In 2012, aged 31, football experts all agreed he had reached his playing peak with a respectable mid-table Premiership team. He spent a brief period as a Norwich hero and by close of season 2012 was set to become a club legend level with the likes of Huckerby, Anselin and Coney. But sadly this never came to pass as following ill-judged advice from his agent, Holt soon lost the respect of the "old fashioned player loyalty" lovers and some Norwich fans; placing himself in company with constant under-achiever Fernando Torres and child-like-moaner Carlos Tevez.
 * In 2012, aged 31, football experts all agreed he had reached his playing peak with a respectable mid-table Premiership team. He spent a brief period as a Norwich hero and by close of season 2012 was set to become a club legend level with the likes of Huckerby, Anselin and Coney. But sadly this never came to pass as following ill-judged advice from his agent, Holt soon lost the respect of the "old fashioned player loyalty" lovers and some Norwich fans; placing himself in company with constant under-achiever Fernando Torres and child-like-moaner Carlos Tevez.


 * Holt retired from football at the end of the 2011-2012 season, announcing his retirement with an unconventional method: arriving at training wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the homemade slogan "SCROO USE LOT".
 * In 2012 Holt is reportedly starting his own business "Holt's Tyres" in Birmingham/Sunderland/Liverpool/Wigan/Newcastle/Carlisle (depending on what rumour you believe).
 * In 2012 Holt is reportedly starting his own business "Holt's Tyres" in Birmingham/Sunderland/Liverpool/Wigan/Newcastle/Carlisle (depending on what rumour you believe).
 * In 2012 Holt is reportedly starting his own business "Holt's Tyres" in Birmingham/Sunderland/Liverpool/Wigan/Newcastle/Carlisle (depending on what rumour you believe).
 * Grant Holt fitting tyres