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Darren Yin

Born on February 24, 1994, he rose to fame as leader of the indies rock band, SciOly. Fluent in 42 different languages, Aramaic being his native tongue, he was able to meet with his future wife Nerry Niadberg, Israeli superstar. After the death of his first wife Arugula (nee Rougestein), he sank into a deep depression, added on by the unexpecteed suicide of his first geat-grandson Pingdi. Afterwards, he sought to honor his life by establishing the Believe-and-Love-Life-Saves-a-Child, or abbreviated as B.A.L.L.S.A.C., raising over 400 trillion dong in less than a decade. Today he cruises in the Bahamas with his manservant Farnaz Kohanimijadberg.