User:Mariahatesmath

The Wikipedia user, "mariahatesmath," joined the highly superior website of Wikipedia on the iconic day of February 17, 2016: the day when Wikipedia become one thousand times better.

"She's the coolest Wikipedia user I've ever heard of," Bill Gates once said. "Just reading her articles make my day better."

"She gave me inspiration for The Life of Pablo," Kanye West said. "Every time I read her articles I look down at myself and realize what a horrible person I really am. And then I buy North and Kim new mink coats."

"Maria has helped me to become the man I am today. She created the iPhone 5s, thought of the fingerprint sensor, and also invented auto tune, break dancing, and the microwave," said Steve Jobs.

"I, like, don't get why God blessed her with so many, ugh, like, smartnesses. All I do is, like, sit around and soak up my father's money. I should, like, totally give her my position as doing nothing," Paris Hilton once said.

Today she resides in her tiny home where she trolls on Wikipedia. She requests that this page is not deleted.