User:MarinkoTheWarinko/sandbox

'''A ongoing trend about macdonalds making a fortnight themed burger, while burger king claims that their burgers contain too much "cringe", burger king also announces their Collab with obama to make the brand new obama whopper. And macdonald claims that whopper is made using piss or urine if you're a nerd, Also there are many accusations against the holy burger which is said to steal tomatoes from farms and the public replied with a tweet, which says "9/11 is better than 7/11" which is a very big accusation, Also there's a ongoing news and a boycott trend against the royal family of burger king. Queen whopper has been eating raw fish and lasagnas what a crime'''

'''Anyways coming to midnight's news There's a ongoing trend about cooking your lettuce in wax and many people are doing this trend unfortunately while writing this 10 people have died from eating too much atoms, and the famous whopper queen has died unfortunately, and there is this group in big mac land which has sent 5000 missiles to 7/1, 7/11 in response attacks back and it seems like 1500 tacos have died from this missile attack in both sides, while the public in response says "9/11 is better", and now we will cover 5 absolutely useless news, a burger caught robbing hot dog bank, a group of burgers are kidnapped for money by tacos, there's protest to stop discrimination against lasagnas and government says " we are doing nothing pay your tax",group of soda caught laughing in public, while there's a new rule of burritos'''