User:Marmaduke Merriweather

Marmaduke-Nathaniel Vladmir McLovin' Merriweather (born Vladmir McLovin' Merriweather; 2nd September 1995), 1st Duke of Marma, is a Swedish/British nobleman, mathematician, instrumental dealer, and Beanpole.

Sharing much of his time between the UK and Sweden, Merriweather enjoys a prolific career in many things. was listed in GQ as the most sexiest man of 2012, closely followed by a close relation, Mike the headless chicken. He now lives in Hollywood with his wife, and three brothers, Darband, Maneh and Samalqan. He is probably most famous for excreting Cadbury Buttons.

=Early Life=

Born in Marma, Sweden, to a loving family, Merriweather.

Merriweather was born in Faggot and at the age of five enrolled as a proffessional American Football Coach and won an award for his excellence. Two years later, after being caught up in a scandal in which he named a place after his urine and offended the natives, he left to train as a wind turbine at Burbo Bank Offshore Wind Farm. He later went on to write the widely acclaimed Wikipedia article for Hoopers Lake Water Aerodrome, and won an honourary Darwin Award for causing the entire population of Southrey Wood to commit suicide after reading the article.

In 1998, he moved to Dol pod Gojko with the aim of correctly pronouncing it's name eventually. He set up a brewery which now produces the famous Bavaria non alcoholic beer with 0.0% alcohol. The drink does not feature heavily in Oktoberfest.

In 2000, he founded a school in the new style of metal music, calling it "nu metal" to appeal to younger audiences.

=Rise to Nobility=

After his heroic achievements, Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden granted Merriweather a prestigious Dukedom, over his home town of Marma, Sweden. Upon recieving this honour, Merriweather adopted the additional name Marmaduke-Nathaniel, reflecting his new title as Duke of Marma and honouring his dear friend, Natheniel Adams Coles, better known as Nat King Cole.

=Ant-ics=

Merriweather is a known ant lover, often eating them raw for dinner. One of his favourite sentances is about the Leptomyrmex aitchisoni.

His Italian science teacher, Don Sutton complied the annual list of bugs.

=Controversy=

A trip in his youth to Enfield Town ended in scandal when Merriweather was accused of deliberately tripping an elderly lady outside a fishmongers. After the matter recieved much attention in the press, Merriweather returned to Sweden under a cloud of dislike. Newspaper headlines which followed Merriweather, such as "McLovin' It!"

Merriweather's use of his middle name "McLovin'" in his 2010 political campainges resulted in a lawsuit from McDonalds. Slogans such as "I'm Vladmir McLovin' it" and "McLovin's here to McLove you!" upset the McDonalds corporation, who similarlly use the "Mc-" prefix in advertising material and product names.

Merriweather wrote an article in which he claimed the Battle of Belgium was over the chocolate stockpile in Brussels

He also upset the populace of Spades Wharf Island by calling it "Dave's Dwarf Island".

He was reprimanded by Ban Ki-moon for thinking he was a rare type of butterfly in 2011. Later that year, he had a fight with a coin in a pub over a girl. He buried his coin in a special river made from tarmac.

He turned a respected military captain into a house.

He also forced Matthew Davies to change his name to Antartica Davies.

He named a river after the result of punching a keyboard.

=Gallery=

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