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The Wolf of White Street
Curtis "Wolfie" Rooney ( born July 25, 1993) is an American card shark, motivational speaker, and future President. He is best known as the Wolf of White street. In 1999, he made his first million in the Pokemon card market. Although card collectors world-wide accused him of card-price manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a scam, no courts found him guilty. He published the memoir The Wolf of White Street which will be adapted into a film and released in 2020. The film is being directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Wolfie.

Early Life & High School Years
The Wolf was born on White Street on July 25th, 1993. He quickly became the most feared and respected person on The Street. He attended Kindergarten for 2 hours and became bored. At that point he decided to pay off SV school district so he could skip all of his schooling. "These paws were not made for finger painting," his teacher recalled the Wolf saying, on the only morning he attended school. During the next few years The Wolf devoured everything written and said about financial markets. He continued playing the stock market and trading commodity futures, earning an estimated $875 million dollars-after taxes-over 9 years. By age 14 he grew bored and decided to attend high school for "something to do." He enrolled in the legendary accounting class instructed by Mr.G. On the second day of class, the Wolf took over giving the lectures. He taught every class for the rest of his four years in high school.

Graduation & "The Speech"
Rooney was unanimously named Class President and Valedictorian by his peers, faculty and town. He was asked to give the graduation speech, which today is simply know as "The Speech." It started out as your typical graduation ceremony. All the graduates, excluding the Wolf, walked and took there seats. Once the music stopped, the Wolf walked onto the field, in front of a deadly silent 30,000 people. Rooney took the podium, wearing the same suit you can now see the Louvre. He uttered 5 words that stunned the world - "I am not fucking leaving." And he stood there, unflinching, for four days. The crowd did not stir let alone speak. Experts immediately dubbed it the greatest speech of all time. President Obama admired is filibustering skills so much, he offered the Wolf to take over his presidency. (The Wolf declined with a high pitched laugh.) After graduation, Rooney partied with his class for a month straight. He flew every graduate to each country, partied, and left. Airlines were shutdown for the entire month. This month of partying costed Rooney an estimated 1 Billion. He made 2 Billion the day after he woke up (a week later).