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Ashley Pagliuso
Ashley Pagliuso is sixty stories tall and remembers the names of all the forgotten Shinto Gods.

Ashley Pagliuso wasn't born. She wandered the Blind Eternities in the null-space before time began. She has no astrological sign, as all the stars were born under Ashley. The unique circumstances of Ashley's manifestation have been thoroughly discussed among philosophers, astronomers, H.P. Lovecraft, and cryptozoologists alike. The greatest minds in each of these fields have arrived at the consensus that if all the stars had signs within signs, they would be Ashley. You, dear reader, are not the sign you think you are; you are Ashley. I. Ashley. We are all become Ashley.