User:Marthaskinsdogs

~EARLY LIFE~ Martha grew up on a dog farm. One day she thought HEY i wonder what would happen if you got a chainsaw and chased dogs with it. She began to do this everyday because she found pleasure in it. She only didnt kill one of her dogs on the farm and its name was donald. The dog had a rather large nose. She is now 12 years old.

~Romance~ She has been married 16 times. To JIm sturgess and her lover dog donald with the big nose and Quinn

~Facts about her~ -She has tried weight watchers 20 times and it still hasnt worked yet. - She sticks to her diet of dog...and usually eats it like bacon after she skins it. - She has a pimple moustache. - and two left eyes -

~Recipe for Dog Bacon~  (also will work with killed humans) -One dog (preferably shitzu mixed between a bull dog) - 1/2 cup of eyeball juice. - 1/4 cup blood - 3/4 of small intestine. ( drain acid juice or it may kill you) - A tsp of brain

(Set the oven to 350'.   Kill your dog an skin it. (usually skin body for clothes or aprons to make more bacon dog

Gauge out the eyeballs. Squeeze the juice out. Break the ribs and open it. Grab out the intestines and squeeze out the acid Melt the intestines and brain onto the slice of dog meat Now sizzle it Cook for 5 minutes.

It is very good with leftover blood sprinkled on it

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