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'''–Martians Eat Babies- '''

Martians eat babies and squirrels. They come in asteroids and capture babies and squirrels. Then they eat the babies' toes and eyes.

They also make directed energy weapons to make you have a nose bleed and lose your toes.

Fred: They came in a rock and stole my cows, chickens, and a squirrel that I became friends with. This is a true story told by a man who we found eating dirt on the side of the road, which is one of the effects of Martian weapons.

We hope this helps you prepare when Martians come and destroy us, and remember, wear a tin foil helmet.