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The Legend of Bobby-Joe Once upon a time there was a little elf named Bobby-Joe. Bobby-Joe lived in a tree-house in the middle of the forest. Bobby-Joe was a very happy elf and loved to sing and dance. Little did he know that an evil witch lived in a nearby cave. This witch HATED Bobby-Joe because she hated cheer and happiness, Bobby-Joe’s two main character traits. One day, Bobby-Joe was playing outside when the witch came and turned him into a stuffed animal elf! The witch went home and left Bobby-Joe lying on the ground. He sat there for weeks until one day a kind dragon came along and felt bad. The dragon turned Bobby-Joe back into an elf. Of course, the witch’s magic was too powerful to fully reverse, so Bobby-Joe became a walking talking stuffed animal elf. But neither the dragon nor Bobby-Joe knew that the witch had put a second curse on him. If anyone ever brought him back to life, Bobby-Joe would turn into an evil savage with a taste for blood. Luckily, the curse was slow acting so Bobby-Joe didn't hurt the nice dragon. Bobby-Joe thanked the dragon and went back to his tree-house. Soon, the curse started to activate and Bobby-Joe became more and more evil everyday. Bobby-Joe started hating happiness, so you can imagine his anger when a group of girl scouts came on a camping trip right past his house. So, he came up with a plan. Now you might be wondering where the witch is. Well, she got tired of the same old forest and cave and decided to move to LA. So, while the witch was sunbathing on the beach, Bobby-Joe was preparing to put his plan into action. He found out where the scouts were staying. In the dead of night he crept over to their campsite and ate all the little girls. He now realized that they had a camp counselor named Melinda. Bobby-Joe was going to kill her until he realized he was a better way to make use of her. He turned her into an elf like himself and kept her as his servant/henchwoman. They traveled the world looking for a new home because the Forest Fox Police (FFP) were after them (for eating a bunch of kids. Cannibalism is illegal even in the forest creature community). They finally found a nice store with lots of candy. Bobby-Joe loves candy (he may be evil, but he’s still an elf). This store was Dollarama. When they went inside the lady who worked there mistook them for merchandise and put them for sale on the shelf. One day a lady with bright red hair named Mrs. Soup came and bought both of them. She was very nice so Bobby-Joe HATED her. Mrs. Soup brought them to a nice school (which he also hated) called Dearidge. He was put in a treasure box as a prize. For months no one picked him until one day two girls named Emily and Layla were allowed to pick from the box. Layla picked a stress ball (they were very satisfying to squish) and Emily picked Bobby-Joe. Although, Emily had a strange friend named Jane. Jane would constantly steal him. Bobby-Joe didn't like this so he threatened to eat her through brain waves. Jane stopped after that. Emily and another friend named Colby and called him a god. Little did they know that he actually was God. Soon later, Layla got to pick again so she chose Melinda. Finally when Colby put a sign in Bobby-Joe’s hand that said “I eat children,”, everything was just how he wanted it to be. THE END