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MARYLANDBALL

MarylandBall or Mary B. is the drummer of the rock band The Retardles. He was born on April 28, 1788 in Maryland.

Early Band

In the 1950’s, Mary B. became fascinated with the drums after watch an Elvis Presley performance. He learned how to play and eventually began playing with other people. In 1959, he became the drummer for the band Rory’s Sluts and the Cumshots. Rory, the lead vocalist, wrote their first single, Cum On Down, which hit #1 in the United States. The band toured all across the country for 3 years and released 2 best selling albums. In 1962, Rory fell down a 15 foot hole and was never seen again. The band eventually broke up peacefully in 1963.

Middle Period

In the next few decades, Mary B. would work with other bands as a substitute drummer. In 1969, Mary played drums on The Rutles album, Shabby Road when Barry Wom quit the band for 2 months. In the 70’s Mary B. drummed in Elvis Presley’s TBC band. The band ended after Elvis Presley died in 1977. In 1985, Mary B. made a guest appearance at Live Aids playing Let it Rot with Dirk McQuickly. In 1989, Mary B. was the drummer of Nirvana for 3 weeks before being replaced. Finally, in 2012, Mary B. started the EOW Band (End of the World Band) which had little to no success.

The Retardles

In 2020, Mary B. traveled to Toronto, Canada on vacation. One night he visited the Clusterfuck Cavern where an up and coming band, the Retardles were playing. After the show, Mary B. met the members of the band and became friends with them all. When the band had no drummer, the band asked Mary B. to become the band drummer. Right before he joined, the Retardles had become the biggest band in the world. Mary B. instantly went on tour with the band and began songwriting. Mary B. wrote the song Piss-Man which is to be a single on the second album.