User:Marythedairyfairy

Mary the Dairy Fairy
Mary the Dairy Fairy is the Dairy Dictator of Magictruffleland. She controls the Giant Carnivorous Cheeses with a flick of her cheese-shaped wand.

(She's below the all-knowing chinchilla and the magic truffle though)

Mary the Dairy Fairy's Magical Powers
-Mary can cure lactose intolerance- -Controls the GCCs- -Flies around using ACTUAL wings- -Puts dairy products under your pillow when you loose your money (or iPod...)- -Stars in the comic 'Mary the Dairy Fairy'- -And she has no idea how to make the "enter" thingie work on this stupid, stupid page!! It worked on the top paragraph, but not on this one...*glare*

Mary the Dairy Fairy Info
-Mary the Dairy Fairy lives on Cheese Creek Road (which IS a real place!)- -Mary the Dairy Fairy's favorite color: yogurt- -Mary the Dairy Fairy's favorite food: yogurt- -Mary the Dairy Fairy's second favorite store: JC Penny because it's a grocery store--IN DISGUISE!!! (LOL!)-

A Dairy Story
One day, there was a fairy. She was a DAIRY fairy, and her name was Mary. There was a little sausage named Sausagie. She smelled bad. When she lost HER money, Mary put incredibly bad smelling cheese under her pillow (gorgonzola). Nobody even noticed.