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The Beavigorn

The Beavigorn is a mixture of 1/2 beaver, 1/2 tiger, and 1/2 unicorn. It is an extraordinary animal that lives on the North American continent of Cuba, in Havanna. The beavigorn is a beautiful creature.

Coats

A beavigorn's coat can range anywhere from a white with black stripes, black with orange stripes, or a brown. The males are always the ones with stripes so that they may attract a mate. The coats have a velvet texture, and are very soft to the touch. The beavigorn is hunted for its coat to make clothing, and also for tacky furniture.

Diet

Beavigorns are carnivores eating only animals that have large brains, such as many humans.

Warnings of Attack

Beavigorns have been known to attack in the prescence of methamphetamine, cheap cigars, sombreros, and Mexicans. If you meet a beavigorn which is pawing at the ground and/or has an erection, than there are about four seconds until attack. So get the hell outta there!!