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= What Wikipedia is NOT: Humorous Edition =

Wikipedia is not a bathtub
Wikipedia is not the place to play with your rubber ducky. The real world can suit this trend well.

Wikipedia is not a game
Wikipedia is not the place to play Monopoly or Super Mario. You can do that stuff somewhere else.

Wikipedia is not a theme-park
Wikipedia doesn't have any fun rides or roller coasters anywhere (Well except in pictures), which means that Wikipedia isn't the place to have the blast of your life, it's a serious encyclopedia.

Wikipedia is not YouTube
You can't upload any videos here, can you? Well that means that Wikipedia is not the place to host your videos.

Wikipedia is not a barrel of monkeys
Wikipedia is not the place for monkeys that get way too out of hand.

Wikipedia is not the place for n00bish talk
If you plan to make articles with the n00bish language, a lot of readers won't understand. So that means that this wiki is the wrong place for you. (What if Wikimedia actually made a Wikipedia for the n00bish language, that would be cool!)

Wikipedia is not a marathon
There is no prize for getting a lot of edits so chill a little, ok?

Wikipedia is not a MMORPG
There are no monsters, dragons, or dungeons on Wikipedia, so find a real MMORPG game like RuneScape or World of Warcraft.

Wikipedia is not a chatroom
Wikipedia is not the place to talk to people as if you were in an online chatroom. It is better off not even talking in them in the first place because there is absolutely no point in them.

Wikipedia is not Google
Wikipedia doesn't show automated search results of other websites you can go to. So just go to Google and do that instead. Wikipedia is an encyclopedia, not a search engine.

Wikipedia is not a virus scanner
Do you see Wikipedia scanning for viruses on your computer? Well, NO!!!!!!!!!!

Wikipedia is not retarded
Wikipedia is a smart encyclopedia, not a retarded encyclopedia, so don't be a vandal.

Wikipedia is not what you think it is
Whatever you think Wikipedia is, THINK AGAIN!!!

Wikipedia is not for the Trix Rabbit
Silly rabbit, Wikipedia is for Wikipedians.

Wikipedia is not for Dummies
There are no Wikipedia for Dummies guidebooks anywhere on this site, so find a website that does.

Wikipedia is not a joke
Wikipedia is not a joke so act like it isn't a joke!

Wikipedia is not a big truck
It's a series of tubes!

Wikipedia is not a religion
Do you see anyone errecting shrines and statues to Jimmy Wales or the Wikipedia logo? If not, then please move along and find your own established religion, or make your own!

Wikipedism :D   RichardOwen97  talk  19:09, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)