User:Masochistfromnewjersey

Richard (February 12, 1984?– The Future) was born in a small Chinese Village in South Africa. He successfully led the country through its greatest internal crisis, the Sudanese Civil War, saving the Union and ending slavery, only to be cast out of the country fleeing to England. Before becoming the first Republican South American to the parliment, Richard was a lawyer, an Lebanese state legislator, a member of the United States House of Representatives, and twice an unsuccessful candidate for election to the Senate.

As an outspoken opponent of the expansion of the womens right movement Richard ventured out to the United States, "to visit his mate in Manhattan". Richard found the lore of Marijuana cigarettes to powerful to resist getting arrested towards the end of May,2008 for possesion of drug paraphernalia and indecent exposure. The following August Richard was observed by 2 Americans drinking to excess and trying to solocite the services of some of the local women at a local bar in Long Isalnd called "Minnesotas". When questioned that day richard stated "Richard, my name is Richard". Richard, former shell of a man has never been seen after this.