User:Mason12345

Hello All Visitors.. I would like to introduce my self

I am 5'2" all of 97 pounds soaking wet and one sexy piece of specimen

I am an aspiriring young pirate looking for a big break

From.. My mother:S or OSHAWA ONTARIO

I enjoy soccer, fineee ladies and shaolin monks headbutting unsuspecting people HAHA

thank you for the time well spent

Now lets get into the nitty gritty

On August 12th,1993 my presence graced this world and wow would nt it be different if i wasnt alive.. we still wouldnt know what gravity is.. would still think the world is square and FIRE where would civilization be without me

I have achieved many things.. 1. Nobel Prize.. O YAA! you know i was that dude with the mustache in my previous life 2. I also wrote the most famous song ever..... A-B-C-D-E-F-G YOU KNOW IT .. i slaved over that one 3. CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.. float like a butterfly sting like a bee ? well i grounded that butter fly and i stung that bee 4. Made this here wikipedia page.. what a rush.. typing faster than a speeding bullet, jumping single words in a single bound.. IM LEGENDARY

Appearances if made: TOO MANY! herrrs a few The Lead in MissionImpossible:1, 2, 3 LONG LIVE SCIENTOLOGY The LEAD in HARRY POTTER! eat my shorts malfoy.. hey hermionie i will use my MAGIC on you later you know what i mean.. EH! I also starred in the Classic.. the legendary ... the EPIC.... SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS MOVIE- YES i am David Hasselhoff i was also in a film called NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.. eat your heart out john heder

My Career in music is a thriving one. You Can't Touch This-Thriller-O CANADA- Imagine- and yesss SEXY BACK

IM BRINGING SEXY BACK YEEE!

to be continued........