User:MasonJamesCummings/sandbox/Kaleb John Gendron

Kaleb John Gendron, born in the amazing year of 1903. What a great childhood he had, raised by wonderful parents Kristen and John. Older brothers Kyle and Jared always giving him a hard time made him a very strong young man. At the young age of 17 he decided to get deep into the landscaping business. He was a natural landscaper and fit in great with the people around him because of his dark tinted skin. At just 18 he was the best landscaper in the state moving up on the charts. He got hired to the best landscaping company in the country and quickly became the best. After he turned 21 he made his own business to gain experience and also more culture in the landscaping world. Now at just 22 Kaleb was the most valued landscaper around the world. Unfortunately his career went downhill at age 25 when his finger was chopped off by a 110 horsepower weedwacker. Of all of his fingers, he sadly lost his ring finger, meaning he could not get married to his plantation owner...who is now in jail for pedophilia and raping 6 landscapers. After his accident Kaleb fell into a deep depression without his ring finger. He manage to find help and his landscaping life was back on track by the age of 40. Since he could no longer work in the fields, he had to hire hundreds of workers. He chose illegal Mexicans which came back to hurt him by age 45. Cops realized that he hired illegals and before he could get arrested he booked a plane ticket to Argentina and got out of the country. This is where he spent the next 40 years of his life swimming and smoking cigars before he passed away from ligma at 85 years old. Kaleb Gendron went down in history as the best landscaper to ever live in the history of the world. Mexicans all over still praise him and look up to his accomplishments today, building statues of him in rememberance.