User:MasterGFat

Introduction
An enigmatic user of the internet, GFat has been seen owning t3h noobs in the MMO flash shooter PAWN, using GMail, and posting his comments across forums far and wide.

History
Born into unassuming circumstances, young GFat had an idyllic and untroubled childhood, giving him the self-confidence and positive self-image needed to maintain his absolute independence from the opinions of the masses. He took up stamp collecting early on, as well as painting. Mr. and Mrs. GFat were pleasantly surprised by his combination of smarts and social skills, but were dismayed to observe his decline to the Dark Side. As the years passed, GFat, who had added the trademark "Master" to his moniker, grew more and more interested in the twin pleasures of metal and video games, eventually eschewing stamp collecting altogether. His painting took a definite turn for the worst, as his interest in coloring within the lines waned, replaced by the desire to mod his morbidly expensive electronic equipment with five-dollar spray paint. MasterGFat currently holds a Brown Senior Belt in Bu Do Kwan, and can probably not put his hands on five dollars at any given moment.

Relevance
Very little, most likely.