User:Master Freeman

Master Chief isn't who you thought he wasn't not going to be... He isn't actually not GORDON FREEMAN!!! (AKA Master Freeman!). And that other girl who isn't not cortona, is Alyx Vans, mistaken for Alyx Vance. DUM DUM DUM!!! (Your dumb!). In otherword Master Chief is Master Batin'... Yeah, he's Gordon Freeman (AKA GMan). BUT AINT NO TELL ANYONE NOBODY! IT'S A SECRET!!!