User:Masterwhaler555

A really awesome cult that worships groundchucks and Puck the Ferrot. We originated in Chrinobyl, Russia...Cuba...and Azkaban. Our number one enemies are the mystical ladybugs of the Fangorn Forest. Our main scout leader is Elron the saint. He's a jew. He is absolutely in love with spaghetti and without his four fathers being the janitors that they are we would have never seeked friendship with uncle sam. One time many Masterwhaler555er's were in a gathering session when Dildo Baggins arrived with a corncob pipe and a severed artery! But when he was slumbering he said "hey" "hey" "don't worry about it" We all assumed he meant well. But we had to kill him. So we did. We made him eat Tony Hawk's very first skateboard then sacrificed him to Puck the Ferrot our all mighty ruler. After that Puck blessed us with thirty seven (count them) scarecrows...to scare away that Florpies that thrive in our squashfields. They've been stealing our spuddlings for many moons now and our family is righteously in angerment. All hail Puck!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

P.S. Here is the MasterWhaler555er's official symbol: !@#$%^&*_+   That is our very sacred language written by The Great Puck Himself.