User:MattByers19/sandbox

Matt Byers - a.k.a. Cowboy a.k.a Itchy Belted Cowboy a.k.a Muck Slopper a.k.a Mattitude

There are many legends and myths about Matt Byers, but most people know him from the semi religous cult classic The Legend of Matt Byers, The Notorious Itchy Belted Cowboy Of Rock Lake This man is a legend around his home town of Brandon, Manitoba. He's famous for such courageous acts as giving Ty Dorn his first dip, breaking colin Holden's foot, starting the Dylan Hophner twitter drama with Bradley Schoonebaert, and kissing a girl almost twice his age, while at one blurry drunken night at the lake in seventh grade. These nobel acts have earned his own trademark style of behaving referred to as "Mattitude."

Traits Known For: -Curling In Grade Nine -Having bad luck on the first days of school -Being known for his trademark "Mattitude" -Being benched on his highschool hockey days -Having a ghostly brother never seen anymore, Jayce Byers -Having some of the most pointless retweets in human history -Being rejected sexual favors from older women -Being extremely attracted to men with sideburns and mullets resembling Joe Dirt -Hating Brett Kitt -Having an infatuation with Courtney Scott, (Causing repressed sexual tension between himself and Ricky Nichalson)

Matt Byers will surely go down in history as being "The Itchy Belted Bandit," being soft, having the most highscool hockey games played at Vincent Massey High School in Brandon Manitoba, and not being able to raise to the occasion.