User:MattWJones/sandbox

F and M
F and M is a secret multi-billion pound organisation that once specialized exclusively in public transport, but has now expanded to theme parks, culture, entertainment, monuments and areas. It is owned by FRHBL and MWJ and is directed by long-term pilot Simon Sando.

Anniversary milestones:


 * 0 (17th Dec 2005): Aeroplanes introduced
 * 1 (17th Dec 2006): Trains and hotels introduced
 * 2 (17th Dec 2007): Cruises and theme parks introduced
 * 3 (17th Dec 2008): Buses and landmarks introduced
 * 4 (17th Dec 2009): Taxis and settlements introduced
 * 5 (17th Dec 2010): Rockets introduced
 * 6 (17th Dec 2011): Animal travel introduced
 * 7 (17th Dec 2012): Hot air balloons and blimps introduced

Current Employees:


 * Pilots: Simon Sando, Luke Ice, Matt Redlight, Phil Greenlight, Jeremiah Bluelight, Abraham Purplelight, Ebenezer Gingerlight
 * Train drivers: Liam Leaf, Tom Yellowlight
 * Cruise drivers: Jack Dushey, Theodore Candle
 * Bus drivers: Rick Smithers, Mario Verdi
 * Taxi drivers: Will Skylark, Orlando Saffron
 * Rocket pilots: Albert Lemon, Chang Po
 * Animal drivers: Hiro Fuji-Kama, George Cheqe
 * Hot air balloon/blimp pilots: Roman Salamance, Paulo Dominetti

Former Employees:


 * Phillip Gannings (deceased pilot)
 * Charles Thompson (deceased pilot)
 * David Golem (executed for murder)

Sacked Employees:


 * 2006: Mark Gannings, Jack Thompson, Michael Golem
 * 2007: William Fence, Jack Smith, Matthew Williams
 * 2008: Ieaun Ian, Humphrey Lillicap, Tojo Mojo
 * 2009: Sammy Convey, Thomas Tree, George Brunswick
 * 2010: Edward Rutland, Bradley Cliffe, Johnny Chang
 * 2011: Henry Perkins, Ezikiel Scott, Timothy Box
 * 2012: Hank Johnson, Benjamin Welsh, Mark Lottery

F and M property:


 * Alfriston
 * Telscombe
 * Mumbles
 * Margate
 * Bath, Somerset
 * Bury St Edmunds
 * The Long Man of Wilmington
 * Gower
 * Littlehampton
 * Ystad
 * Billund, Denmark
 * Swanage