User:Mattclhs/sandbox

well hello there myself! my name is Matthew Cook... also known as matteus the swift, MC Gutter pills, electrician, ghey boi, MC Allen Wrench, a member of the ambiguosly ghey duo, and also most notabley as COOK, or MATT.

The story of my life is rather inconsequencial. I was born to a mother, with webbed feet, named Chloe and a dutch father who often made such rediculous remarks such as claiming he invented the question mark. when i was seven years old i was placed in a burlap bag and beatin insolent. At the age of ten my parents ritualistically shaved my testicles. I enjoyed my summers in rangoon making meat helmets. a thing of pride i rather self loath over... after i graduated high school i attended evil medical school.