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Matthew Haworth
Matthew Haworth (23rd August 1960 - 23rd August 2001), was a homosexual songwriter, Most famous for his work with absolutley anyone he could find.

He died on his birthday, whilst trying to sing his only #1 hit single in the Karabakh pop charts, "The Melon Song". He promptly had a heart attack and collapsed face first into his cake. This is commonly assosciated with the death of tupac, as a man who was walking by the house was 70 years old, 7+0 equals *gasp* 7, obviously linked with Tupac's seven day theory, proving he is still alive.