User:MatthewJones11221

Matthew "Pimp" Jones (The Beast) or formally known as (Mr T) lives in a derelect swamp deep in the run down jungle of cavandish park. Born in 234BC and married to Fanny Schmelar (Skiing Champion), decended from Matthew Senior (Arabic Dictator) and was once a good aquaintance with the late Colonel Gadaffi of Libya. Matthew Jones, is famous for his lyrical composition Moves Like Jagger and assisted in the creation of the first symphony by Beethoven 'Symphony No. 1'. He gained the nickname The Beast from his time spent in juvinile prision for the abduction and rape of several young women around the Bridgend/Mid Glamorgan Area. He broke free after one year using only a paper clip to escape, fooling the guards by hiding behind it.

Religious Beliefs; Formally a chairman of the KKK, he recently became a Don of the notorious corleones Family after the tragic death of vincent corleon, he's also extend his belief in muslim extremism and has shared his views of muslims gaining control over planet Earth and he has expressed his intrest in recruiting soilders for his expansion of the muslim world via 'Youtube' where his videos have reached over 100 million views, overtaking #StopKony2012.

But in 2008,2010 and 2011 he was voted Bridgends smartest transvestite in which he won with a clear majority