User:Matthew David Cook (hero)

Overview

Matthew David Cook born 6 december 1987 (birkenhead, merseyside) is known as a hero among local residents, most notably for saving a kitten from a burning bush. He is recognised also as a prominent spooner. as quoted by Toria, a half spanish friend

"Matt would keep me warm on cold lonely nights, i eventually allowed him to spoon me even in summer months, he was so good!"

Matthew sites his influences in life as Toria, yes that little half spanish cutie, stating "if if i had to spoon her til the day i die i would not object!"

His valiant services to spooning and closet living have caused many to earmark him for knighthood in the queen's upcoming birthday honours.

One time it is believed he bought a chihauaha for his dear friend. Then he made her a cup of tea with eight sweeteners because he thought she was boss. His passion for art has increased since meeting Toria. With consistent themes of a sexual nature and human bonding. he states "if it wasn't for Toria i would not of developed the abilty to draw two people spooning in bed together."

His future career goals are believed to be showing bill gates whose boss. with the help of his sassy little friend Toria he will most certainly be considered a living legend.