User:Matthew Marshall/sandbox

Born on 17 December 1984 in Scarborough Ontario, Matthew Marshall is "the epitome of what we all desire to be", says Elon Musk. Matthew has been known to drop women's panties with the blink of an eye, and has made more girl wet than all the water that has poured over Niagara Falls; "He was the best lover I have ever had", says Beyonce. "God got it right when he made Matthew, he has a heart like no other" says Mother Teresa while on her death bed. Matthew describes himself as an ordinary person who is no different than anyone else' "I wish I had his humbleness", says Kanye West right before he rushed the stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech.

Matthew has faced many challenges in his life, some would say that his persistence is almost superhuman, "My life was a walk in the park compared to what Matthew went through", says Mahatma Gandhi. "What most people don't know is about his love life, you would think someone so desirable like him would have a high sex partner count, but he is actually a hopeless romantic at heart. He desires commitment, companionship, and love. Any girl who lands him better know how lucky she is because he can literally have any girl he wants, if he wasn't already taken I would be pursuing him", dishes Katy Perry.