User:Matthew Toledo

Early Life
Born at Worcester hospital in Mass, on May 28 1986, He lived in Worcester, MA for a few years, and then moved to Foxboro. Matt Still Lives in Foxboro, MA to this day. Matthew is intending Benjamin Franklin Institute of Technology in Boston, MA to get an associate in Engineering degree as an Mechanical Engineering Technology.

Story Time
Toledo was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Toledo how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Toledo and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Toledo! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Toledo's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Toledo that he thinks Toledo's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Toledo says.

"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Toledo says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Toledo on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Toledo, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Toledo, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Toledo. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Toledo and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Toledo says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Toledo emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Toledo returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.