User:Matthewjaggard

Matthew Jaggard was the greatest guy that ever lived.

He has a record of saying the word doom and infinite amount of times. He dislikes chavs and people that are drug dealers, theves, burglers, and utter scum off the face of the planet.

Matthew likes a drink in hes local "the weavers"

UPDATED: Paul Hopkins now 3x smarter according to local surveys

matthew jaggard dropped to 123,000,00 place

Yes, but then Matthew Jaggard bounced back and took over the world with a giant mustache as a cunning disguise and fooled everyone except the doomish Hopkins