User:Matty.wellard

matty wellard, real name matthew david wellard,is a thirty something male who has one major difference to the rest of the male species. this major difference is his love for his beloved soulmate, angelique lisa vander merwe. he loves her so much that he has created a web page entirely dedicated to this love. over this page you will find a list of reasons why this love is greater than his soulmates. this list is not in any order its just a random list of things that cause him to lose all control when around his soulmate angel.

01. he created a page on wikipedia to show his love. (who does that?).

02. he gets an achy pain in his stomach whenever he is away from his soulmate.

03. he misses making her breakfast in bed.

04. he misses tickling her mercilessly.

05. he misses arguing with her for no reason.

06. he misses whingeing about her fuel inefficiency whilst she is driving.

07. he misses talking to her whilst she is asleep to see the confused reaction when she wakes. lol.

08. he misses creaping up on her whilst she is in the shower, standing there quietly and waiting for her to turn around and watching her reaction when she realises that her soulmate is stood there with a huge grin on his face.

09. he misses doing the above to her when she is stood in the kitchen.

10. he misses the fact that they are identical in every way, that neither of them can win an argument.

11. he misses the fact that they are so stubborn that neither of them will back down in an argument.

12. he feels like he is a young boy again whenever he is near his soulmate.

13. he misses the silly love wars that go on (one reason why this web page has been created).

14. he loves the way that she gently mocks him for glueing wood together.

15. he loves her even more for allowing him to have a tool shed.

16. he misses sending her to her corner when she comes to his side of the bed.

17. he then loves having to go to her corner to coax her out of her corner.

18. he loves it when she says hello to the "little pets".

19. he loves the way she always puts him first, no matter how annoyed he gets with this situation.

20. he loves how she tries to stop him pulling his eyelashes out.

21. he loves how she tries to stop him scratching an itch, like a dog would, so much it bleeds.

22. he loves how she picks on his spelling mistakes without carefully checking on hers first.

23. he loves how she knows which magazines he reads and knows when they are out so she can buy them for him.

24. he loves the website, she has created to counter this wikipedia web page.

25. he loves how he has to force her to go to sleep when he is not in the lovenest.

26. he loves the way she tickles his belly like a dog, lol.

27. he loved making an easel for the eldest daughter.

28. he loves watching mythbusters and other silly documentaries with her.

29. he loves sitting on bean bags in the front room because they still havent got a sofa.

30. he loves eating celery and onion rings with dips with her.

this list will be added to over the days, weeks, months, maybe even years to come to display his love for angel.