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Justin Royce Weeks is an American aerospace engineer and politician from Rockland Massachusetts.

Early Life and Education
Weeks was born in 1997 in Rockland, Massachusetts to parents Roy and Janice. Weeks spent his formative years in the city before attending Boston College High School in Dorchester, a neighborhood of Boston. It was here that one his most legendary monikers, ' 'Royce Wickes' ', was born.

College Years
Weeks matriculated into Clarkson University, which is where his blossoming into a modern renaissance man began. He studied aerospace engineering but had the majority of his success outside the classroom. He became a senior vice president of the Clarkson Greggs, the school's comedy club, where he most notably adopted the alternate personality ' 'Jason Days' ', a play on his surname being a unit of time. Weeks also skippered from his junior year onward the Clarkson River Rats, the university's badminton program, earning accolades throughout the Northeastern Badminton Association, including rave praise from Yale coach Bartholomew Scissors. Saying of Weeks, "The last person I saw who handled a cock with more aplomb was Liberace himself".

Professional Career
Weeks graduated magna cum laude with a degree in aerospace engineering and plies his trade in Quincy, Massachusetts, currently pursing a master's degree at nearby Northeastern University. He frequently travels to and from Fresno, California for work.

Political Career
It is highly rumored, but not yet confirmed, that Weeks will be running to replace ten-term congressman Bill Keating of Massachusetts' 9th District. Weeks has consistent deflected when asked, at one point telling close friends "Stop telling people I'm fucking running for Congress". He has interacted with former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich on political strategy.

Claims of Anti-Semitism
Weeks came under fire from the Anti Defamation League when it was revealed in an anonymous letter to USA Today that his first and surname combine to form a perfect anagram of the anti-Semitic phrase "It nukes Jews". Weeks expressed derision at the controversy, declaring in an interview with the Las Cruces Sun News "Contrary to popular belief, upon birth I actually did not request the name Justin. My parents did. I was unable to speak or form rational thoughts. Any connection to Nazi rhetoric is merely coincidental".

The Versus Incident
The alleged "Versus Incident", is not yet confirmed as to exact details, but all parties present agree that Weeks became legally intoxicated and belligerent to staff and fellow patrons of the Boston arcade bar Versus. The following are all claims of his actions that day.

Racist Language
Weeks is alleged to use profanity against several races and nationalities, notably the Finnish, Sudanese, Australian, Quebecois, and Hispanic peoples.

Violence
Weeks is also alleged to have broken a martini glass and used a shard to inscribe the words "Weeks' Bitch" into a pregnant woman's belly. The baby survived but frequently rails against Jewish control of several industries.

Unpopular Opinions on Food and Drink
Weeks is claimed to have ordered a well done steak with ketchup and a Bud Light, proclaiming they were the only worthwhile things the bar served.

Air Hockey
Perhaps most disturbingly, Weeks is alleged to have demanded to be allowed to play air hockey with his penis. When told that was strictly prohibited, he farter loudly and proceeded to pull his pants down and approach the table. Those brave enough to not shield their eyes or avert their gaze claim the "anaconda" was well with the vicinity of being 17-19 inches long, and to the horror of many, still seemed to be semi-flaccid.