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Matvey Harder is a turbo-genius credited with a plethora of fascinating inventions including, but not limited to, a state-of the art lighting system that he assembled out of nothing more than cardboard boxes, a tablelamp and due-date fuelled desperation. His inventive prowess outweighs that of the entirety of Ireland between the 16th-17th centuries.